The Kingdom of Federation of Knights is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.73 billion Federation of Knightsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Knightsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,620 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of Knights's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Federation of Knights is ranked 7,874^th in the world and 100^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 176.65 kickbacks per hour.